The people’s flag is brightest red - it helps us earn our daily bread Though skinflints mock and Tories jeer - the licence fee’s not really dear The licence fee! The licence fee! It pays the bills for you and me! From single mums in Bethnal Green - for expense accounts and limousines If they don’t pay the licence fee - it’s jail and chuck away the key For posh school fees and winter sports - we need to add a few more naughts Our pensions are inflation free - all paid for by the licence fee The licence fee! The licence fee! Don’t take away our licence fee! A hundred and thirty odd quid a year - will keep the red flag flying here! -
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Following suggestions that the traditional format of our Lefty Beeboid Family Snap game might be insufficiently inclusive - we're happy to confirm that the term "Mrs" will henceforth be deemed to include all partners and significant others of whatever gender.
To celebrate this diversity we're featuring today government minister Ben Bradshaw and family:-
More Lefty Beeboid Families soon - no sign of running out yet.