BBC Pioneers: 2009

The Website of the BBC Young Pioneers

The Song of the Pioneers

The people’s flag is brightest red - it helps us earn our daily bread
Though skinflints mock and Tories jeer - the licence fee’s not really dear
The licence fee! The licence fee!
It pays the bills for you and me!
From single mums in Bethnal Green - for expense accounts and limousines
If they don’t pay the licence fee - it’s jail and chuck away the key
For posh school fees and winter sports - we need to add a few more naughts
Our pensions are inflation free - all paid for by the licence fee
The licence fee! The licence fee!
Don’t take away our licence fee!
A hundred and thirty odd quid a year - will keep the red flag flying here!
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Wednesday, 14 January 2009

FINAL BULLETIN

To All Citizens

Stay Calm - Do NOT Panic

Senior party members and BBC colleagues are instructed to make their way to Downing Street immediately.

All other citizens should stay in their homes and - KEEP AWAY FROM CASH MACHINES until further notice.

(It's the right thing to do!)

LIVE NEWS FROM DOWNING STREET

Attention all citizens

In view of the present serious and unprecedented emergency (which began in America) the loyal BBC Pioneers have been entrusted by senior Party cadres to bring you live situation reports direct from the Dear Leader as he confronts the grave situation from his command headquarters.